Academy Awards Master of Ceremonies

[hoodsdj]

Can somebody help me? I am MC of a awards ceremony in a couple of weeks. I am looking for the piece in his opening of the Oscars where Danny Kaye explained who was presenting and how they were chosen. It was very funny (about last year's winner of the opposite gender ...etc. etc.) Does anybody know what I'm talking about?

Thanks,
Don [e-mail]